I was tagged by milkymushrooms
Nickname: cae // brown boy // oi-oiweeoweoi // grandma
Birthday: april 15
Sexuality: <s>most likely</s> straight
Height: 5’ and aaaaaaaalmost 1”
Time Zone: pst
What time and date is it there: 6:55 september 1, 2014
The last thing I Googled was: when did ip man die
My most used phrase(s): ??? i dunno // but don’t take my word for it // im probably wrong // hey guys // i seriously don’t know what things i say a lot
First word that comes to mind: ummm… you can’t swim!!! (because angelica put po-ta-toes)
What I last said to a family member: oh good you’re not awake
One place that makes me happy: most nostalgic places
How i sleep: idk im sleeping i cant c myself (but apparently i kick and move a lot??? and i talk…)
Favourite beverage(s): strawberry lemonade braaaaah <3
The last movie I watched in the cinema: captain america: winter soldier QAQ
Three things I can’t live without: the basic essentials // noise, my people, and dogs // fuck you for making me chose 3
Something I plan on learning: things. things are nice to learn about.
A piece of advice for all my followers: homework may not help me but i might help yoou // stay hydrated kids // reading books about things you like is fun // i dunno man
You all have to listen to this: all american rejects // panic! at the disco // avenged sevenfold // something country because i like country
My blog(s): this one. hail-kingoei. right here. my blog. hail me.
~ have fun kids ~
Aha a hahaha ahahaha I fuck up conversations a lot by using sarcasm at the wrong time ha hahaha hahahahaha kill me please
I wanna look at hipster pictures of flowers bring on the flowers where are my flowers?
when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
I love this
who writes these lines?? who is the smartass fucker that writes these?? it makes me sick
well, most of those are book quotes so…